princessfuckingprivilege:

oppressorcrunch:

princessfuckingprivilege:

oppressorcrunch:

princessfuckingprivilege:

oppressorcrunch:

i’m thinking of doing an introductory post since I’ve gotten ~50 new followers in the past month

then again i’m terribly boring and i know nobody really cares so

I WANNA DO ONE

I’LL DO ONE WITH YOU

…WHAT DO I DO

idk i was trying to figure that out myself

what do I even say

“hi I’m ariel and I’m a fucking moron idk why you guys follow me, all I do is reblog smarter people and chuckle at lunatics a lot. I’m pretty cute I guess. smoke weed errday anyway bye”

OKAY NO WAIT I GOT THIS. 

NAME: RONI

AGE: 22

RACE: PRIVILEGED WHITE SCUM

GENDER: FEMALE

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: EITHER STRAIGHT WITH AN EXTREME APPRECIATION FOR BOOBS AND PRETTY GIRLS OR BI WITH A HEFTY PREFERENCE FOR DICK

RELIGION: TRIUMVIRATE

HOBBIES: INTERNET, FOOD, DOGS

BEFFLEZ: OPPRESSORCRUNCH AND BLONDE-SWANSON

…I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IMPORTANT BUT ENJOY MY CAPS. 

i like this format

name: ariel (call me little mermaid and i’ll kill ur fambly)
age: pretty much 60 and not in a wise and mature way but in a grumpy broken old person who doesn’t like to try new things way
race: white outside, black inside
sexual orientation: bisexual leaning towards women/homoflexible???
religion: triumvirate/whiskey/whatever
hobbies: internet, food, dogs, weed, friendship
befflez: dogs and roni and angela and coffee

also I have great tits and everybody should know it

like seriously, porn star tits

She does have pretty great tits

I’ve felt them

in a completely platonic way

Seconded. 

They’re a thing of wonder. 

demonsofslash:

(◡‿◡✿)

bitch what’d you say about my crew? (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Spock, hold my flower (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

✿＼(｡-_-｡) He’s trying to provoke you, Captain.. but I’ve got your flower.

(via mastermegs)

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

(via chocobo-strider)

drarna:

“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”

(via madturbating)

rudeshota:

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE

YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY WITH A GIANT KEY STANDING NEXT TO HIM HOLY SHIT

(via marshmallowcheshirecat)

I don’t have a lot of friends who read mainstream superhero comic books, or if they do they’re not nearly as obsessed as I am. 

I just want everyone to love comics as much as I do… orz

(This is my way of not-so-subtly saying if you guys are interested in getting started with comics and not sure where to start, you should totally ask me for help!)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via ollivander)