no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
come on bioware, everybody knows you can’t have three straight friends
"average troll has 2 bulges" factoid actualy just statistical error. average troll has 1 bulge. Terezi Georg, who lives in tree & has 413 bulges, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
Excuse me. I’m from Maryland so I’m technically half-southern? Why can’t I read this
In what universe is Maryland southern.
Something called we’re a border state on the Mason-Dixon line.
Southern is a culture, SIR, the Mason-Dixon line isn’t relevant.
This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.
As someone who was bored and raised in Texas and who has never seen this, it sounds nice. ;n;