i’m thinking of doing an introductory post since I’ve gotten ~50 new followers in the past month
then again i’m terribly boring and i know nobody really cares so
I WANNA DO ONE
I’LL DO ONE WITH YOU
…WHAT DO I DO
idk i was trying to figure that out myself
what do I even say
“hi I’m ariel and I’m a fucking moron idk why you guys follow me, all I do is reblog smarter people and chuckle at lunatics a lot. I’m pretty cute I guess. smoke weed errday anyway bye”
OKAY NO WAIT I GOT THIS.
RACE: PRIVILEGED WHITE SCUM
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: EITHER STRAIGHT WITH AN EXTREME APPRECIATION FOR BOOBS AND PRETTY GIRLS OR BI WITH A HEFTY PREFERENCE FOR DICK
HOBBIES: INTERNET, FOOD, DOGS
BEFFLEZ: OPPRESSORCRUNCH AND BLONDE-SWANSON
…I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IMPORTANT BUT ENJOY MY CAPS.
i like this format
name: ariel (call me little mermaid and i’ll kill ur fambly)
age: pretty much 60 and not in a wise and mature way but in a grumpy broken old person who doesn’t like to try new things way
race: white outside, black inside
sexual orientation: bisexual leaning towards women/homoflexible???
hobbies: internet, food, dogs, weed, friendship
befflez: dogs and roni and angela and coffee
also I have great tits and everybody should know it
like seriously, porn star tits
She does have pretty great tits
I’ve felt them
in a completely platonic way
They’re a thing of wonder.